Hilarious dating adds

15-May-2017 12:42

” “There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you!

” “I hope you know CPR cause you take my breath away!

'The scammer eventually claims that they will 'download' the documents to the local sheriff's department, who will come to arrest Roder by the end of the working day.

That gets a sarcastic thumbs-up from the cop, who as part of his duties educates elderly people about the dangers of cold-calling fraudsters.

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Her older lovers have included Sean Penn, 56, and Warren Beatty, 80.She liked how he did not ‘go running to the press’ after their first date, a source said.The two have been seen on a getaway in Lisbon as they continue to get to know each other.More than three million fake IRS agents and other phone scammers were logged in 2016 by the Federal Trade Commission’s Consumer Sentinel project, CBS News reported.That makes them the most common fraudsters in America, it said - having overtaken identity thieves.

Her older lovers have included Sean Penn, 56, and Warren Beatty, 80.She liked how he did not ‘go running to the press’ after their first date, a source said.The two have been seen on a getaway in Lisbon as they continue to get to know each other.More than three million fake IRS agents and other phone scammers were logged in 2016 by the Federal Trade Commission’s Consumer Sentinel project, CBS News reported.That makes them the most common fraudsters in America, it said - having overtaken identity thieves.Subsequent attempts to contact the scammer failed, as Roder was told he was out to lunch, was redirected to voicemail or was asked for another non-existent case number.